itstheflurryofdancingflames:

This guy knows what’s up.

My sports Econ class is finally going over baseball (aka the only sport I can confidently talk about) but he’s only discussing American League because it’s “superior” aka “I can’t handle that the Tigers keep losing the World Series”

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That “how much is your face worth” meme is too real & too scary to contemplate

nothingbutgames:

The map of Isle Delfino, from Super Mario Sunshine (2002).

nothingbutgames:

The map of Isle Delfino, from Super Mario Sunshine (2002).

sluttyoliveoil:

life hack

ashprincessmidna:

spiderlassie:

sailorp00n:

nicoleships:

:(

pear-shaped women are the cutest things ever

Yes, we’re adorable, BUT ITS A NIGHTMARE TRYING TO BUY PANTS

My life

My sports economics professor is talking about sumo wrestling and he’s discussing how all of the sumo wrestlers live in a house together and how all of the lesser wrestlers have to clean the house and make food for everyone when they get up in the morning. Meanwhile, if you’re in the top 66 (juryo) you don’t have chores and if you’re in the top 40 (maegashira) you get a personal servant. My professor described it as “kind of like a fraternity…. Sorry if you’re in a fraternity.”

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Lolita was one of my favorite books in high school and now I’m wondering how many people I knew thought I was one of those people who’s like “I want someone to love me like Humbert Humbert loved Dolores”