I’ve entitled this piece ‘people that should have contributed to the dark age of law in some way but apparently didn’t’
In first period tomorrow like
all of those posts about the best super power are so myopic. If there’s a sudden epidemic where everyone gets a superpower I’m definitely not going with shape shifting or stopping time— I’m going with mind control. The possibilities are endless. Someone else has the power to stop time? Now you have the power to stop time. It’s beautiful.
i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat
Taking matters into my own hands
unleash hell for just $1.25
slappin my new sticker series up around the city
me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.