superhighschoolleveldropout:

I’ve entitled this piece ‘people that should have contributed to the dark age of law in some way but apparently didn’t’

superhighschoolleveldropout:

I’ve entitled this piece ‘people that should have contributed to the dark age of law in some way but apparently didn’t’

ruinedchildhood:

In first period tomorrow like

all of those posts about the best super power are so myopic. If there’s a sudden epidemic where everyone gets a superpower I’m definitely not going with shape shifting or stopping time— I’m going with mind control. The possibilities are endless. Someone else has the power to stop time? Now you have the power to stop time. It’s beautiful.

 - a dramatic reading
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bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

"The earth laughs in flowers."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

brandon-schwartz:

Taking matters into my own hands

brandon-schwartz:

Taking matters into my own hands

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.25

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.25

sugarbone:

slappin my new sticker series up around the city

sugarbone:

slappin my new sticker series up around the city

when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.